Soldiers! This is the battle you’ve been waiting for! Henceforth, Victory depends upon you, for we have great need of it.
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| — | Napoleon |
Just because…
Just because your some super athlete or are popular, are full of swag, or think you are, DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE A DOUCHEBAG. insult me, and most of the time, i’ll ignore what your stupid, insignificant, and most likely boring brain has come up with. But if you blatantly say that your better than me, or anyone, out loud to my face, be prepared to have your ears raped by a string of sentences, which form one huge paragraph disproving your theory. THE LIKES OF WICH YOUR TINY BRAIN WON’T UNDERSTAND.
They see me and they frown. I speak and the become agitated. I remain silent and they become Enraged. But I care not for thine posterity and future is sure,……. Whilst yours it seems…. Is doomed to end by today.
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| — | British General to one of his advisors, at a minor battle in France site during the Napoleonic wars. |
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
OH MAN OH BOY OH MAN WE FINALLY GOT SNOW
IT’S PRACTICALLY A BLIZZARD I CAN BARELY EVEN SEE
I’M GONNA MAKE A FORT
Marry me.
sure, as soon as the snowplows can get through
BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS
